What psychopath would dare choose “none of the above”? Like, wtf bro
What, no child abuse? If my mother didn’t drunkenly scream at me for profit, then she really missed out on her big chance to cash in on being a horrible person.
I purchase obesity all the time.
Online Bullying??!! Did I read that correctly?
That the only one you have a problem with?
The other ones aren’t products
Sign me up for foodborne illness! Which is exactly what I said when I booked my trip to North Korea.
Online Bullying, is it for receiving? or inflicting? Is there a combo with a purchase of Obesity?
Capitalism provides you with all the options.
Bullying as a Service
Outsourced to Asia, and you get phone pranks the quality of Jian Yang from Silicon Valley.
Idk. I like my bullying to be home-grown, fully organic. Otherwise it just comes off as generic and pedantic.
Our bullies are professional available 24/7, you will not have such service from homegrown, “self taught” amateur. Can’t have persistent with organics.
BaaS
All of the above.
Youth vaping!
This child vapes ☝️
Yeah lemme get an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh none of the above
Shut up and take my online bullying money!