Vous le faites déjà, chaque fois que je suis à Paris j’ai zéro likes sur Tinder 😔

Pour un peuple fameux pour le foie gras vous n’aimez vraiment pas les boulettes transatlantique

Tell me Girl is ok

Tell me right now

Okay burp Marta, just take this serum, it’ll tran-hiccuptransform your sex

Oh gee, thanks aunty Ronnie - AHHH OH GEEZ RONNIE IT’S TRANSFORMING ME INTO A MUSHROOM I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA CHANGE MY GENDER

Gender is a social c-burp construct, Marta, I don’t respect it

Girl, I feel you

Serial experiments layin’ in bed

ugh yes gimme that fucking LORE

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

It’s the same combination on my luggage!

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

Ah, the art of bushit-o

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

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I’m no one at all

In my head, I was just thinking “a whole bunch of different ants brute-forcing it until it works isn’t intelligence.” Then I saw the video where they’re actively rotating it after it isn’t going in and realized, holy shit, I’d still be trying to push it.

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

I need to touch grass. Sometimes my eyes earn me a bonk