purplexed

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

It’s not unusual

!remindme 1.5 years

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

Yeah that happens to me a fair bit.

The other one I found myself in, is that something they say reminds me of A, and I think it would be funny if B, so I jump to conclusion C, and then try to make a joke about D, completely skipping past and not even mentioning everything that transpired in my head that lead to E.