Anyone remember Flash Player? Me neither…

You’re worth it though, right? Not being sarcastic…

lol fml

30 something year old here interested in dating… do people not say this anymore? Do guys just ask for number now? Asking for… me…

Still a dumb concept… just bring back classic flip phones. ffs

Takes one to…

Dr Suess The Cat in The Hat with Mike Myers

Work, same loneliness since past 30 years, tired… fml

Shank

Most pages weren’t heavy js bloat. Lots more adware, at least in an obvious way. Google search wasn’t faster than other search engines. Websites (even for well known companies) would actually have downtime for maintenance and there wasn’t such a focus on having six 9s worth of availability. Could also probably hack a lot of what was out there back in the day. I kind of miss it but I really don’t. Nostalgia factor is only just that… very fleeting. Only thing I miss the most is used to being able to watch porn on my 3DS. The sites I used were still not using the weird players they use now and so mostly everything I could play. It would take a hot min to load but would come through eventually. Oh well.

It actually takes effort for me to get out of my car. Like I’m having to pull myself out.

Funny, I always thought it would be Canonical getting into this kind of trouble with snaps. Oh well…

I can’t tell if I’m reading this wrong. What currency are men? 1000 what?

Also how do I add alt text to image on here…

Actually, he’s mad they cut off his source of porn when they shutdown all the nsfw subs. He obviously compensates with his huge ego.

100 bucks says someone will try and use this on their genitals within the year.

Whenever I see how they keep getting brought up, I’m always reminded of that Dilbert ep about how people just fall for blue logos that are easy on the eyes. They don’t even have to know what it is… just the fact that the stupid logo is blue is enough. lol

Wait… but my manager has been at his job for 18 years and we use… oh god, Lenovos. 😱