Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)

I like coffee, Philly, Pittsburgh, Arabic language, anything on two wheels, music, linux, theology, cats, computers, pacifism, art, unity, equity, etymology, the power of words, and getting high off airplane glue. Will use Adobe Illustrator for food.

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  • i think that these tools will probably be foundational to discovering more about the human mind and how words or images are received, stored, and assembled in the brain, but people like sam altman and elon musk are convinced that there is nothing else to a ‘person’ beyond that.

    ‘humanity’ is an emergent phenomenon, and that is what makes it special. a few other animals have the beginning of it, but none have all of it like we do. you don’t need a god or any kind of religion to understand this. as far as we know, we might be one of the least likely things to ever happen in the universe, ever.


  • Congressperson: “Okay, so, let me get this straight. Your company has spent over 20 billion dollars in pursuit of a fully autonomous digital intelligence, and so far, your peak accuracy rate for basic addition and subtraction is… what was it, again?”

    Sam Altman: leans into microphone “About 60%, sir.”

    [Congress erupts in a sea of ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’, as Sam Altman is carried away on top of the cheering crowd of Congresspeople wearing a crown of roses and a sash reading, “BEST INVESTMENT”]


  • I was out at a state-level protest the other day, and a white lady with the curly blue hair sheepishly approached my wife and I and said, “I’ve been out here every weekend since January because I am so, so ashamed of what you all have to live with. This isn’t what we wanted.”

    And, like, props to you individually based old lady, but for real, nobody talks about how Hippism was first and foremost a movement of hedonism and personal excess — it was a rebellion against the trauma that 40 years of austerity burned into both the Silent and Greatest generations.

    That is why all of them (and really, look at the data, it’s virtually ALL OF THEM) voted for Reagan. He peddled the notion that “greed is good,” which appealed well into a budding voter base who just wrapped up a youth defined by plenty, and they wanted more.

    And they’re GOING to want more, and more, and more, until there’s nothing left for us except our one thousandth “once-in-a-century” weather event.



  • I will echo the other poster and say that all anyone has gotta do is CTRL+R in their minds, and replace gendered general addresses (“bro, guy, my man, me mate, girlfriend, mama, baby, girlie, gurl, woman, miss, ma’am, mister, etc, etc, etc”) with the word “friend.”

    Easy, simple, quick, uses pathways in your brain that already exist, and it’s just something that makes people feel good and included. Sure, maybe it’s a generic greeting at first, but I think eventually people will actually start softening their hearts and making more random friends that way. 🤷 Nothing wrong with a little more sunshine in a world where fucking everybody feels like a puzzle piece that doesn’t fit.