Bearea, Ohio, south of Cleveland.

Star Wars Kinect was the bomb

Serpentine!

Leftovers gang checking in. Sometimes it tastes even better the next day.

Gordon lied on his resume and his bosses knew it.

Bro is about to be decapitated by the tunnel tho

It’s a good ide-a

Most conservatives are the child in the red shirt telling the cops to stomp harder on the child in the purple shirt, because the guy in the blue shirt told them that’s who stole their box.

One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.

Whiterun guard would like to know your location

Lacuna Matata

Measles, that old-timey disease we didn’t really think about as kids because of vaccinations. Welp, that’s coming back. Thanks to fucking idiots.

Despite pushback from some users

Well there’s your problem. You’re still using the fascist platform.

Any active user who “pushes back” in an attempt to “fix” the fascist platform is either delusional or being disingenuous. There’s no fixing it, guys. Just walk away.