mayo_cider [he/him]

Best 5G reception on the block

Thanks, from now on I’m just going to lie

I unfortunately don’t have any sources, but a few years ago I read or watched a video about an interview with a paleontologist who was asked about their opinion of the first sign of civilization

Their answer was “a fossil of a skeleton with a broken and healed leg”

Every other animal dies with a broken leg in nature, the only way to survive is with the support of others

Why does the paperwork suddenly claim the patient is 600 years old shape shifting dragon?

Neural networks are great for pattern recognition, unfortunately all the hype is in pattern generation and we end up with mammograms in anime style

I refuse to use camera in meetings

I don’t believe in geometry

I’m 6’5

Knowing weasels at least one of those has taken down a moose

It’s not about left or right, it’s about socialism or liberalism

If calling yourself a leftist makes you feel better, feel free to do so, but don’t get angry when people call out your actual position

Yeah, thankfully the modern ones are usually pretty easy to clean, I remember searching through configs for variations of the fake search engine

It’s honestly impressive how many ways there are to hide those just in the browser’s configs

The old search engine hijackers were honestly the worst malware I had to deal with somewhat regurarly

Anything more serious either cleaned up with malwarebytes or warranted reformatting the hard drive, but the hijackers were relatively easy but annoying and tedious to get rid off

Nothing pisses off people like making fun of their treats, the memes aren’t usually even that funny but the reactions are gold