unishittification, that’s a new one.

I like it!

^ this guy corporates

Also, new manager would be part owner in a UX design firm of “experts” that conveniently, via their expert advice, convince management that a major redesign is needed and their firm is the only one that can do it (since everyone knows you can’t get expert advice internally)

80% of the way through the project, the manager gets promoted and moves on, leaving a new manager with no vested interest in their predecessors project to try and clean up the steaming dumpster fire that is now 300x over budget

Ah, I misread. I thought they were saying acetone = acetic acid but actually they were just saying there was something worse

I believe you’re mixing up acetone with acetic acid

Well, yeah. Anything less than 0 is freezing and anything greater than 0 isn’t.

Ezpz

In NZ, churches don’t have to pay tax. This makes them extremely attractive to people with no skills who want to obtain wealth

Yeah, but, like, how many hours will it take for you to deliver 5 complexity points?

I hope this never happens to me but based on the Peter Principle I won’t know when it happens.

Oh shit maybe it’s already happened…

I was thinking about this the other day. Because Lemmy instances keep defederating from each other, I don’t really experience Lemmy. I experience a fragment of Lemmy as determined by the admins of the instance I’m connected to.

Even if I run my own instance, I guess there’s nothing stopping instances from defederating from me (or just refusing to federate to begin with because my instance is too small to bother with).

Is there even a way to experience all of Lemmy, including spam and things some people don’t agree with?

+1. I used to think it was just something that happened to old people, until it happened to me

“will the company go out of business if this isn’t fixed in the next hour?”

Litmus test for urgency

Yeah eastern countries just don’t have the same relationship with alcohol that the west does.

Gambling, however…

Purebred and inbred are synonyms

Why? All it’s going to do is output some words that have a statistical correlation to your input words

It’s not just you, I guarantee your cat doesn’t give a damn about anyone

Yep, I’m starting to see how useful studying psychology would have been.

I’m 15 years into a tech career and it’s becoming increasingly obvious that the hard problems are not usually tech problems…

Ironically, the christian Bible is one of the most offensive books there is