Ghostrunner. I found out I’m neither a ghost nor a runner.

The problem is using feet to measure it. Whose feet? What size? Shoed or bare? So many possibilities involving feet, there’s no real way of crossing under this safely.

Starts off with only a few words on the topic, but ends with writing a thesis on an unrelated diversion.

Jesus is a Mexican name. Check mate.

And yet, it was witchcraft.

“Those damned heretics!.. May the Divine smite them down each time we cousins clap cheeks!”

Going eco is all the rage, so probably tree fiddy.

So… eat her out to get free chalupas?

I call hijinx and shenanigans! Look at OPs nickname! This is exactly the type of game they’d be into based solely on that.

What about shart-posting?

If you got nuts, just one is enough to end your wild dreams prematurely.

It does. We can’t hear it, but it does.

Nah, it’s optimistic.

“Haven’t fallen to my lowest yet. Must be doing something right.”

Pregnancy, giving birth, breastfeeding. The bonds formed during these times would mean mothers to be more likely to safeguard the child than assault an aggressor with reckless abandon.

It’s linked to an email address. Search the inbox of whatever email might have been used for an email from Microsoft and then try recovering the password online.

Go to Settings > Accounts. Everything should be there.

In Windows 11, the Documents you see by default is actually just a shortcut to OneDrive bloat ware.

You need to fiddle with that thing online using your Microsoft account, while being careful not to delete anything there. If it’s gone from your OneDrive, it’s gone from your PC as well. More Microsoft fuckery is likely needed if that happens, with little chance for success.

Plenty users lost their shit to OneDrive crap, myself included.

Most users complaining about this seem to have been using innoextract or Heroic.

I buy keepers on GOG and then place them on separate drives. On Steam i buy stuff I’m ok with losing. It’s one Gabe away from exploitation shenanigans.

Pull up in a white van with no or blackened windows and offer them candy. Oh and make sure “Free candy” is scratched in on the sides of the van. Wouldn’t want people getting the wrong idea…

Now for the serious advice, don’t do dumb jokes like the one above. Kids need honesty. Screwing around for shits and giggles is always a bad idea around them.

It is what it is.