I went from teams/ms at another business to google at my current one. If they changed to Microsoft anything I’d burn the place down.

Fix It Again Tony

The real Phil Collins. RIP.

Plus $29 million euros is fuck all.

Nobody on lemmy has windows.

You’ll destroy the paper clip market, which would lead to economic collapse and the end of civilisation.

My last major back injury was from hanging washing on a clothes horse.

I know nothing about Canada but the way this person described our Australian health care system is correct and it works well…those who can pay more (me!) but those who can’t are still 100% covered. It’s not perfect but it’s 100 times better than the US.

It knows you better than your mother, and you deserve it.

If it’s Osama, yeah, absolutely.

That sounds reasonable.

Phonebat. It’s not a phone shaped like a bat it’s a bat shaped like a phone. Looks like somebody threw their phone, but then it keeps going and you’re like “must be a phonebat”

That’s not how soul sales work.

How’s it easily verifiable? I just looked at the photo and it’s bloody weird with some signs not being held. Not arguing it’s not real just questioning how you got to that…

This photo looks fake.

Dumb question but would using nuclear energy make it more feasible?

Untrue, some have more empathy.

Rectum.

It rains men on Uranus.

Steadman sucks her dick.