pretentious

I reject the premise of your question.

Graphics cards totally scream when they die too, the smell warns their symbiotic sysadmins to turn off the power

And don’t even get me started on how chalkboards scream when you scratch them, why do vegans not talk about this cruelty

Weird how every time veganism comes up everyone is suddenly deathly allergic to anything that doesn’t scream when it dies