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Chipolo. Small company but it works. Doesn’t really help you find stolen stuff but you can be notified and the things can beep loudly if they are distanced from you.
It helps me find my keys and not forget anything when I leave the house. I guess they already paid for themselves by reducing the time I spend backtracking.
They also have an airtag compatible version.
Or a very very old database system, possibly DB2, where you can’t change the column limits or data types after the fact.
That’s what they want you to believe.
Damn, came here to recommend this and Chili Sin Carne.