I’m tired. And hungry. And not having fun.

And people like you are why we can’t have cool things… people like you are the reason why fucking companies take away the fucking refunds policies. Not like people like you give a fuck though, I’m wasting my breath.

Half of my house is rocks… I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist…Wanna see?

Ooh cute idea I’m going to try that… Wait tho, you said an app… is new pipe good for YouTube? Do you have a better recommendation?

That’s actually a pretty good comeback tho…lol