omg what is even the point of scientific progress and the advancement of human knowledge unless one specific person gets all the glory. What is science even for if not the validation of some human’s individual ego.

I just imagine everybody standing board stiff holding their most sincere sieg heil salute while fighting back tears of rapturous emotion while Trump sways halfheartedly to Chumbawumba for twenty minutes

The star of the show is irrelevant to the performance

Green for go red for no.

Damn you Bill Gates!!

[shakes fist at sky?]

Them internal organs be poppin’

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Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald’s late at night because I don’t want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.

At some point in this maelstrom a trans-trad wife movement that is really into enforcement of gender norms will arrive and make all sides equally uncomfortable.

Turklander?

Sir, I can assure you my oats are secure.

The thing about Ashlu Babbitt is that nothing of value was lost

hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

This guy has heckin’ rizz compared to JD

According to the Lotus Sutra the Earth is also a sentient being.

The Chan School of Buddhism says that all phenomena are mind. There is nothing that is not mind. We, as humans, are a mind in a mind.

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Absolutely. Bio-chemistry, astrophysics, imaging, diagnostic testing…

Everybody is stuck on how it can make text/video/pictures which is neat but not nearly as useful. This will just be used for porn/scams/ads overwhelmingly.

However, parsing huge datasets and extrapolating impossible to detect patterns and subsequent correlation of seemingly unrelated phenomena is going to be lit 🔥

Microsoft running psyops to keep the Linux community as toxic as possible

You aren’t trying to suggest that experienced Linux users are a bunch of arrogant fart-sniffing a-holes who expressly enjoy gate-keeping inexperienced users by being as condescending and unhelpful as possible?