Finally!

America: deep fried Oreos.

Decades late, but I’ll take it. Do Monsanto next.

Ed Zitron is amazing. That dude just says it like it is.

Real estate agent. Car sales people.

They all gasped and freaked out because they thought I was hurt, but then I popped right back up and they all laughed, for what it’s worth.

It was probably only 5 or 6 feet to the ground. I was very, very lucky to walk away unscathed.

The theme song from Pictionary on the NES.

I once went to a friend’s party in college, who’s house I had never been to before. Everyone was just chilling in the hot tub and asked me to get in. It was pitch black at night, and there was only one open spot in the tub. I went to walk around the deck, but apparently the hot tub was on the edge of the deck. I took a confident stride towards the open spot, where the deck apparently ended, did a complete front flip into the lawn and landed on my feet. Completely unscathed.

I could have landed on my neck and been paralyzed, but but some sheer luck, it all worked out.

Can everyone please stop linking to Linus? He’s a YouTube huckster.

No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.

Thanks! I use Excalidraw occasionally, but only in light mode. Derp.

Why is Florida still there?

OT: What program are these diagrams made with? I’ve seen them floating around recently and really like the looks of them.

There are services like Rover that can come check on your pet and take them for a walk. It’s fairly affordable in my experience. And as for when to say goodbye? If your pup is in pain or isn’t enjoying life, look into a service like Peaceful Passage. They come to you and although it’s great wrenching to say goodbye, they do a great job.

We went through this with our elderly pup during the height of COVID. Best of luck in whatever choice you make.

Shitty billionaire has a shitty take. Shocker.

I love hard sci-fi/fantasy and Pacific Drive checks so many boxes for me, but between the tedious controls, and the only reward for advancing in the game is more tedium, I just couldn’t go on. Why can’t you save in the zone?? The further you get on the map, the longer each run gets. I have kids and can’t spend 3 hours at a time without being able to save in a game. It bugged me so much that I submitted a constructively worded support ticket.

It looks like they just released a big update to address some of these quality of life issues, so I’ll give it another chance, but I’m not getting my hopes up.

Pacific drive. Great game for the first ten hours, torture every minute after that.

I used to pirate because I was poor back then. Now that I make a decent living I’m more than happy to pay devs for their hard work.