Totally agree; I hate pooping without it. Though I did upgrade a while back from a $20-30 one to this: https://luxebidet.com/pages/neo-185-plus-highlights

I took the old one off to really clean it and that sold me on this new flip up one.

These very well could be out of your price range, but I really encourage you to consider a robot vacuum. https://valetudo.cloud/pages/general/supported-robots.html

I got my first one back in 2017 and they’re wonderful.

That’s not “Windscribe as my VPN”, it’s a VPN to Windscribe’s servers.

You want to setup a VPN to your home network. This is one option: https://tailscale.com/

Andor

Take a fist full of gummies then go out and hold onto a tree.