This comic is on a roll today! Keep it coming please and thank you.

It’s gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they’d slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.

I’ve got about a thousand of those bad boys on the right! Mint condition, although they’ve been unboxed.

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Because some things are, and some things aren’t.

Too bad it doesn’t work for filtering text in images, because here you are.

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

If this dude was smart and capable enough to do half that shit he claimed, he wouldn’t be in the position that he’s supposedly in. He’s funny though.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Great job! Now that you took days to produce the latest figures, can you change them completely in order to match this other figure our colleague haphazardly made because reasons?

I feel this deep within my soul.

Balding muscle maniac with fumanchu.

Every other one does not include part of their original names.

Every tree branch shadow is an alien until confirmed otherwise.

Yeah this joke goes much deeper than I thought when I first commented.

If they’re using MATLAB, wouldn’t the index start at 1?

Dang! She’s got legs like tree trunks.

LMFAO “Fuck Linda”

How is that better than working from home that half day?

Hi! If you’re anywhere near Ohio, I will gladly get you outside. I’m very outdoorsy and am learning to enjoy time outside in winter as well, which is my Achilles heel.

Hello! I think I like you, would you like to go for a walk at the park and get to know each other?

Their point was that working onsite half a day is shit. No one likes commuting to work.