My first thought was also M&M-Peep chili; glad I’m not the only one about to go to the bathroom, forever.

Unfortunately, when “politics” equals “whether certain people deserve basic human rights,” it’s not a minor issue. I don’t keep company with people who think I’m subhuman.

This vandal has a garage full of downloaded cars.

Seconding everything here, but emphasizing point 2. Some folks have metal allergies or sensitivities - nickel is a common one, for example.

Surgical steel is usually safe, but still best to confirm she doesn’t have any particular sensitivities.

I feel the same. I like not having commercials in my music and being able to listen to a wide variety.

Oooo, like that game where you make a sentence using the suggested words to me and I don’t know what to do with it too much scrutiny on the way to the point of the same thing as a young man and I don’t want anyone else starting with the same person as a young person who cares about it but they don’t have to be a human anymore just an idea of the time and then have enough of a relationship with him and Burns ensues after themselves.

As someone who also wasn’t sure what this was about, I appreciate the genuine (yet not graphic) explanation. Thanks

I’m not sure I want to know how they get yellow.

Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.

Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.

This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃

I see you’re unfamiliar with the alternate spelling, skwerl.

There is not a single thing about this comment chain that doesn’t bring me joy.

I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.

My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.

Someone forgot to wake them up when it ended.

Given the fact that your question has caused The Evil Song to get stuck in my head, Sorcerer, I feel you are obligated to erase “It’s a Small World” from my mind and from existence.

Please and thank you.

Another correction of the headline:

“Y’all Cannot Actually Be This Stupid”: an argument on how people are, in fact, this stupid.

I was always more of a Walrus fan. Goo goo ga joob

I wish this were still the case. The last time I saw one of these was a year or so ago and I was excited to freeze. Unfortunately, the room AC was through a different, more modern, device. They just left the classic to toy with my emotions.

The only time I saw one was on a cheap dollar store plug. I immediately thought it was defective.

This is neat info!