About breathing? I’m just not that into it.

Overrated imo.

Flick it!

I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!

Now everyone stand in a circle with a hand down your neighbors pants.

Bye Felicia.

It is the owners responsibility to keep the dog out of the road. There is zero legal or moral responsibility to cover any vet bills.

The only property damage that would even be considered is damage to the vehicle, which requires stopping, calling the police to file an accident report and then reporting the accident with documented damage to the car insurance company.

There are much better ways of creating strong passwords than just adding a ton of characters.

A succulent Chinese buffet?

If you need anything more than The Babylonian map of the world you’re just over complicating things.

Looks kinda sticky.

Yeah, sure, within reason. I don’t even talk to all adults the same way.

What if you can’t pass rule 1: be attractive and rule 2: don’t be unattractive?

Edit: Asking for a friend.

Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

She’s YOUR property after all.

Yeah, but Australia isn’t going to detain you for posting a picture of Winnie the Poo on your social media.

A duck slid up to lemonade stand…