It was just a little pun. Advocating / Avocading.

Such a nice opportunity lost. “I’m not avocading for it.”

Monkey wrangler. I wrangle monkeys.

“A pidgin /ˈpɪdʒɪn/, or pidgin language, is a grammatically simplified means of communication that develops between two or more groups of people that do not have a language in common: typically, its vocabulary and grammar are limited and often drawn from several languages.”

This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_x6QmuJdms

Don’t know about the rest but canned tuna has an enormous taste difference. Try a good 10 USD can!

“The theory”… You make it sound like MAD is some obscure fact. I so hope that is not the case. But maybe… Fuck…

Alas, I have but one up-vote. :~(

Read “A fire upon the deep” by Vernor Vinge. For a multitude of reasons.

That is some fine tuned measuring, my friend. Scientology Vs Mormonism. I appreciate you and your eye for detail.