I actually do occasionally play dumb on purpose, especially at work if I get an annoying customer. People tend to be less angry and more sympathetic if they think you’re a complete idiot stumbling through life.

I haven’t played stalker yet so this sounds like a good time to give the series a go!

I live in the UK but Northern Ireland so I just invoked my right to consider myself an Irish citizen to sign it on your behalf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👍

Knowing the code to staff only areas gives me a feeling of power. Even though there’s nothing back there but a filthy office, stock room, and canteen.

Personal anecdote. My PC cost me £900 in 2017. I haven’t upgraded it since. I have saved a significant amount of money in that time that would otherwise have been spent on PlayStation Plus for the benefit of playing multiplayer and the general higher price of games.

Even if you accept the argument that consoles are significantly cheaper in the first place, the point that PC ownership saves money in the long run is often overlooked.

I’ve never owned as many games for as little cost as I do now.

Did she scalp Marge Simpson for that feather duster?

CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police

● Enjoys pizza time

I remember watching a documentary about North Korea and one of the guides was talking about how people in NK and Asia more broadly don’t necessarily want to live under the same liberal-democratic capitalist system that the west tries to impress on them.

How arrogant are we to act like we have it all figured out and that countries outside of Europe and North America are backwards shitholes?

So does most of the western world, Russia doesn’t care.

I’m gonna pirate some Nintendo games just out of spite, really.

POST PICTURES OF YOUR HAND

Reality has really gone beyond parody. We use the term “brain worms” to describe willfully ignorant people, and along comes this guy who actually does have brain worms. Lmao

He says that like big budget studios are barely scraping by. Piss off. AAA games are massively profitable. What he really means is that endless growth is the most important thing for investors/shareholders and that we should all just shut up and accept it.

They could get the regular £50 from me for the game, but their greed means they’ll get £0. I’ll just pirate it (if/when it releases on PC). And I’m sure there will be a lot of people with the same mindset.

Trump should serve as a warning. Get the fascists before they get you. These far-right parties will all be looking to emulate Trump’s actions if they get a sniff of power.

Schadenfreude is all we’ve got left now to enjoy.