My head can’t help but think of this while reading this comic

This looks like it came straight out of Omega Mart

Got any videos from these days? Always down for ska

I know they’re harmless and help with pests. But they got away too many legs and move just as fast for me to be comfortable with them. I’ll take cute little jumping spiders webbing things any day over these.

I’d gladly trust drinking a Dr pepper over anything to do with Dr Phil or Dr oz

I don’t like it 😢

Thanks for the link! TIL lemmy let’s you edit the post URL!

I miss that sub

I’m so glad my cat isn’t a big snuggler. Blankets and pillows are a no go. Simple proximity is fine.

Stahp, you’re gonna give me brain whiplash

This is basically 2b2b

Holy moly, I’m not big on politics but I had to look up the clip of this and in addition to the ridiculousness of saying this, he actually talks like how people meme his speech patterns. I thought it was embellishments and exaggerations.

OP are you a bot?

Stars don’t burn anything anyway.

Please do not boop this snoot for your own safety. Sometimes they get curious and may investigate you if you’re near their waters. Please do not freak out as they’re just curious but above all else: Do not boop

This both warms and breaks my heart 💚