I’ll hold off too because some feathers grow straight from the bones. Eek

Yeah it’s kind of like the crisis hotline hanging up on you because your 2 minutes is up. Insultingly impersonal!

Posting with a new account apparently. Last time I made a reddit account I made a few comments in various subs. A few hours I went back and found that every single thing I posted was deleted without a word from the mods. I hadn’t even posted anything controversial but new account = bad I guess

I’m not sure if I ever really believed it. My parents would be very tongue in cheek when talking about “Santa” in a way that I picked up on early. I have a memory of kindergarten where I realized that everyone else thought Santa was real, and it made me start questioning if I was the one that was wrong

Personally I wouldn’t risk it. Been burned too many times and I also don’t trust myself to hold up my end of such an agreement. Never can know what the future holds.

It relies on everyone involved not falling out with each other / losing interest / selling out down the line

Everyone I like still uses messenger. And a local support group I’m part of is on Facebook. I also use it to check for local updates especially during bad storms. Besides that I don’t touch it because my feed is 10% my relatives posting the dumbest shit anyone’s ever come up with and 90% sponsored/suggested shit that’s just thirst traps and rage bait.

Please look both ways before you pull out into a busy boulevard. Please use your turn signals. Please look around you before you change lanes. Please pass instead of tailgating. Please slow down when it’s snowing. Please stay in your lane. Please please please please

If I can’t laugh with myself who can I laugh with?

Hey I keep the hat on to cover the massive dent in my skull from lacking a brain ;)

#10 is genius if you’re a chronic hat wearer ngl

The elites have never had so much power. They have mass media, global supply lines, mass surveillance, the ability to coordinate anywhere in the world in real time, vast armies of labor, enough capital to bend any government to their will, and those governments can destroy and subjugate in ways that the likes of Julius Caesar couldn’t have dreamed of.

😭 tfw no assassin bf

Love this. Definitely gonna get removed though

Infinity War was a better Star Wars movie than most actual Star Wars movies

unrelated… https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/health/anthem-blue-cross-blue-shield-anesthesia-claim-limits/index.html

Most people who make YouTube videos do it as a hobby or side thing and not as their main profession. Can’t expect pro grade from a hobbyist ;)

“hey uh maybe we shouldn’t take our anger out on people who can’t defend themselves”

“HOW DARE YOU ITS MY RIGHT TO BEAT MY KID BLOODY AND GIVE HIM PERMANENT MENTAL PROBLEMS!!!”

based on a true story

Something that doesn’t feel pain. A starfish maybe