An incapacity for intellectual self-defense leads to omnipresent failures to understand how literally anything works, hence everything is a conspiracy.

Constantly overwhelmed by the most minute requirements to apply basic logic, the boogeyman is everywhere and thus must be nipping at their heels. Of course!

The terror of the constantly incomprehensible, the unreflected-upon frustrations about their own ineptitude, and the mockery meted out by those around them who aren’t so fucking stupid form and perpetuate a pathological identity which allows itself to be fueled only by further hate and division. Everything that challenges this identity model is the enemy. It cannot be reasoned with by neither logic nor love or empathy.

It’s tragic, but also fucking embarrassing.

Following the sudden and catastrophic collapse of their bodily edifice, the faint crack of a sniper shot cut through the relatively short moment of peace and serenity only to resume forthwith.

Manlook!

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

The mental images of the consequences of running into, and then having to fight, a jaguar who’s high on ayahuasca is both hilarious and terrifying.

„Bro, chill out! The strawberry fractals are a mere figment of your imagination and can’t hurt you.“

„CHRAOW! CHRAOWOW!! Satayskewers!“

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Very happy with Plappa. Highly recommend. One off purchase, no subscription.

For anyone looking for a good iOS front end for their Audiobookshelf instance, I can highly recommended Plappa (and off topic Paperparrot for paperless by the same dev). One off and affordable purchase, no subscription.