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Some of Musk’s bootlickers have said to me, offline in person, that the le epic Starlink debris in space fucking with astronomy (as it has for a while now) “will only encourage the exodus off planet” followed by the PR spiel about “humans must become interplanetary species.”

May as well say that the cradle must be burned with the baby in it so the baby is encouraged to compete in Olympic track and field.

Kirby games often have a really fucked up final boss encounter.

Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Most memorable performance, easily.

Taxidermists in the 1800s saw them as trolling, a bit like jackalopes.

After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE

That’s too close to a “it’s just human nature” asspull too often used to justify capitalistic skullduggery.

Updated for the 21st century: a status quo enforcer with police and presidential loyalty ties that really likes neon and having sex with people that like neon while maintaining the status quo in a way that makes them a Legend of Night City™.

dae die a hero or live long enough to become the villain wow this cryptofascist auteur has such epic wisdom let’s go punch poor people

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

I am going to get downvoted for this, but (community popular opinion)

Vay Hek threatening to hurl the Lotus into deep space just doesn’t have the same punch, though.

The Wizards of the Lost Kingdom movies are a fine slice of the fantasy side of cheese, as is the delightfully named Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell.

Oh, and Delta Knights!

I also recommend, for those that like spy/heist/Italian weirdness, to try Diabolik, and Operation Double-Double-07.

Hard mode might be “Agent From H.A.R.M.” because there’s long stretches of very little happening, but what happens can be downright hilarious.

Space Mutiny is easily the best “introduction” episode to the show for newcomers and it remains a classic that shows what MST3K is all about.

I do want to give honorable mention to Star Crash, a Jonah-era Italian attempt to do Star Wars featuring a surprisingly famous actor playing the space emperor, a cowboy drawling bounty hunter robot, and a lady wearing transparent plastic that grits her teeth a lot. It’s a good time too.

sir, another sale has hit the Wal-Mart

Being 41% of the way to boiling water sounds pretty hot to me, too.

IT’S OVER THREE HUNDRED KELVIIIIIIIIIIN!