When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.

Stupid questions.

BEER!

Neither is gravity. What’s your fucking point?

More tires?

Gimmie a couple more stomach chambers and I will.

That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.

“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.

Every chicken is some other chickens kid, and I eat the fuck out of 'em.

This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and it’s been a long day.