Well, the post you wanted to comment this on would somehow be a worse place to say that.

I’m convinced that “Oh good, I’ve heard that a varied diet is the key to health” is just the best comment for any post ever. It will either be relevant or hilarious.

What if we shorted D+ and D-?

Haha just kidding. Unless?

So you got… caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don’t you panic. By the light of the night, it’ll all… seem alright. I’ll get you a satanic mechanic!

Okay I got this. According to last night I just gotta fill my bed with spiders, while also dangling from a very very high height, and I guess I’m in that one friend’s house from 5th grade I visited that one time?

My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).

They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious

Turns out Mr Burns could’ve avoided, like, 90% of Evangelion.

Legend of Zelda fans are being suspiciously quiet right now…

Mate, if you’ve met an ice cream truck driver who’d just let you walk away with all their goods and a promise that you’d pay them back, I need to know where you live. I want in on that.

hey, gimme a cart, i’ll go roam around and sell these before they spoil, you keep 80 or 90% of the money when i come back with the empty cart.

Tell you what: I’ll give you a time traveling device and the ability to jump into any fictional world that has ever existed.

Find me one where they would accept that “deal” if you didn’t pay up front.

Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.

You don’t have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it’s actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.

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So what’s really funny is: I am very drunk, and I have no idea how I made that comment.

… Is it me? Am I the “special character”? (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Oh well that’s really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.

But I’m just gonna keep assuming it’s a replica of your butt because that’s funnier to me.

A replica of what?

A replica of WHAT?!?

D… Did you do it?

Look, if we shake hands? Your name is immediately thrown into the void. You will forever be “Oh hey!” to me.

I’m torn. I very explicitly stated that this had nothing to do with vore. But I do love me a good LOTR reference