“You said you were playing games on your ps5 during the time of the murder? But sir the thing is, how can that be true when the ps5 has no games?”

That was me at first too, but I’ve gotten a lot better.

Sucks the numenera video game wasn’t a bit better, I bet it would have made Numenera more popular

Third party Numenera foci

I mean you can definitely use butter in a bread, it’s just not required

I looked it up because i also always wondered. Turns out bone marrow can replace the butter used to make bread

Fun fact, fever dreams are how beholders reproduce

MY EYES

Look at all those SCROBBLES

Presumably for creatures that are unable to flee, or you want them stationary but not attacking or something

Hey, gore is banned here now

No, you are

That’s the joke, it’s so good everyone will be playing balatro instead of doi g anything else

Thanks christ. I’m sure whatever games were slated for exclusivity are thankful they’ll get some actual players on day 1

Eat the whole thing. The skin is sour but in a good way, and has most of the nutrients.

Small correction but pelinal was a time traveling cyborg, but being gay is close

New Hampshire ‘libertarians’ are cartoon characters of people, always have been, especially when in power

This is real

Granted lobster was considered poor person food because it spoils fast, and in the days of no refrigerators that was a big deal.

I’m winning, I’m winning!