This is an all-time favorite Edison quote. I also like “Who let the dogs out?..Who?..Who?”.

Oh, I remember. I remember, don’t worry.

Oh Lord!

This has some good info…

https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/introduction-to-linux-operating-system/

The bezels are pretty wide on these examples. Some people like that though.

His head is a living plasma ball.

They were always so close. He picked up her signals no matter what. They look like full bars to me.

He was getting a strong signal she was almost dead.

Wiener space…the final frontier.

Somebody got cat dogged.

Many developers (especially popular apps) like to go into great detail, like this…

I’m not normally a conspiracy guy but I have an old app that I swear they update (but not really) just so that people think it is active.

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Yes. I live in a larger metropolitan area and there were both white and yellow (business) page editions that were 2 1/2 inches thick each.

I sold my soup to rock and roll.

Seems like they might be a little greasy.

Deaf people smell the same too.

What, no Saddam Hussein?

Well that first guy smoking stuff will have enough to deal with so probably something else.

By someone who has the title of Baby Boner