No, for moose you are actually supposed to swerve and risk the ditch.

Both of those functions have been available via key fob for at least a decade, no internet required. Though yes the range on that can be limited.

In the last few decades yes probably

Is there no SPCA or other dog rescue in your area? Research them a bit and then notify one

In one slice, cut a third off of each apple, and you’re left with 3 portions of 2/3 an apple each