Dick Turner

“You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut.”

Omg. This changes everything

I’ve got one of these. They’re great for if you accidentally drop your pick.

They are not, however, a goddamn pick souvenir dispenser! No, you can’t have a free pick you skeezy little jerk! Get off my stage!

That’s why you use the same username and password everywhere! Duh!

Their gas prices are always cheaper than anything else you’ll find just of the highway. They literally lose money on gas sales - just so you will possibly buy something in the store.

The prices in the store aren’t cheap (about what you’d expect from a highway-side gas station), but you can get all kinds of stuff in there. BBQ, roasted nuts, deli sandwiches, fudge, and some of the best beef jerky around

Um, there’s way more than just Texas.

They’re also in AL, CO, FL, GA, KY, MO, SC, and TN

Whatta Man in my ass

Not the Push It i was listening to, but this works even better! 😂

Well, this could not have worked out better…

Push It in my ass

Same here. My monthly is $8.42. It’s kinda hard to beat that deal, but man, i sure wish Google would fix a lot of stuff that’s making YouTube / Music a really crappy experience.

Pretty sure you’re having a stroke

Toothpaste

Damsel

Hell no

Logitech has great lawyers. It’s almost guaranteed that there a “this controller’s intended use is only for ____” in their purchase agreement paperwork.

No way is this lawsuit going anywhere

Brilliant!

This guy guitars

Man, Logitech all the way. I’ve only had to replace one or maybe two with 8-hr/day, 5 days a week constant usage

Like, all their songs?

I can’t stand anything they did after BSSM. Totally lost their mojo and every just felt bland. Prior to that - every album was a banger

A lot of the “generic” or “store brand” packaged foods are literally the same exact product as the name brands, only in different boxes/bags