Meow! :3

Hahah thanks for the advice! I’m not really worried about dating. I wasn’t kidding about these qualities being endearing to me though. So I guess you can count that as proof that someone out there will like you for who you are?

Yeah, that doesn’t sound like I’m hitting on strangers on the internet, right?

Not going to lie, this pushes most of my buttons. Now I need one… Where can I get one?

Yeah, you aren’t obligated to like anal. And there are several reasons for (not) wanting to do it.

You’re not even required by international sexual law to be even remotely interested in sticking your dick in anything. You do you, but be safe when you do!

But just for context, for most people who engage in anal (both giving and receiving end), the feeling of taboo is part of the fun.

Yeah, was about to say if the dream is driving Hotwheels cars across any breasts, why not grow your own?

If it has to be someone else’s, your solution sounds reasonable.