“Oh no, why would he do that? Oh golly we can’t handle all the new trade deals coming our way, it’s so burdensome stop Oh geeze oh golly.” - Xi Jinping on his way to the bank

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Call a press conference, build up to announcing the 9000% tariff but then end the conference promising to come back next week and make the announcement.

That’s what we said about trump lol good luck

Don’t worry just wait until, checks notes, the sun goes to bed at night. What then France? How will your solar work in clouds? Check and mate.

Nowhere in there did I say it would bring down Trump. If it gets the media traction that it should get, it could split the Republican base enough to disrupt the Right’s hold on the House and Senate in November. I don’t think it will, though. The Greenland distraction has pretty much drowned it out. JD is over there going hard for his daddy, and we are not even through the weekend yet. As the old man said, “We will see.”

Believe me, I see the danger. I harbor no illusions that they wouldn’t go that far or that it’s just a distraction. Nothing is just a distraction, everything they say is an admission. I guess my point was Americans need to keep their eyes on this Signal thing because of how it could blow up but Trump knows how to distract so this week it’s Greenland, and next time it will be Canada again. When they have the power and the courts are nutted, then it won’t be a distraction but an action.

If they push this signal thing it just might crack. Then maybe set them back a few months or a year. Then we can have the midterms and maybe just maybe get a handle on some of this shit.

I have had 4 double shots of espresso since lunch so I am rambling lol good luck homie everyone is going to need it.

He just announced foreign vehicle tariffs and there is a huge scandal brewing around the Signal thing. If the media stays on the Signal leak it could become a Watergate-sized problem.

So, Trump hit the “distract them with Greenland” button. He couldn’t use the “distract them with Canada is a state” button again, he used that one for the Social Security thing last week.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAACK DOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!

I think you all took the bait. Now, while they dismantle free speech and complete the police state, you will still be reporting about the completely bat shit crazy and unrealistic Greenland bullshit. Good job.

The best thing Ukraine can do is walk away.

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Hey, guy, do you need a tissue? You have a little cum on your face.

Pack it up, boys. It’s all going home to its ancestral homeland…The British Museum!

I don’t believe that. They know exactly what they are doing and the stupid face is just another form of gaslighting. Trump may or may not be stupid but the people running him are not. In my line of work, I have known a lot of very intelligent sociopaths that have convinced a lot of people that were stupid as shit.

Confusion is the point. They will gaslight Europe as much as possible so that when they do mother fuck them, Europe will say shit like “Oh wow we didn’t see that coming.”

Of course not. They plan on giving away the store, and you can’t do that with the pesky shop keeps there.

“If I can say dumb ass shit don’t worry I will say some even dumber ass shit.” - Assistant to Vice President Trump J.D. Vance.

Hahahahahahahahaha, a Trump campaign free of hate. That’s about as likely as a Catholic Church free of kid fuckers.

What’s Denmark Got to Do With It? by Tina Tørnér

You must explain it to me, I don’t quite understand, This icy place they call Greenland—what’s the Danish plan? It’s got icebergs and tundra, not castles or beer— How’s Copenhagen tied to something way up here?

I’ve heard they rule it, but why do they care? It’s far away, and it’s freezing out there!

What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? What’s Denmark’s claim on this frozen bit? What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a kingdom when it’s Arctic grit?

Is it about the Vikings? Or just flags on the ground? Why does a country so tiny keep this icy crown? There’s Inuit culture—they’ve lived here so long, Yet Denmark stamps their coins; it just feels wrong.

The whole thing’s puzzling—why’s it this way? Do they like the cod or the oil in the bay?

What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? Why keep a land where the summers don’t hit? What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? It’s Greenland, not a spot for a Danish knit!

Maybe it’s history, or maybe it’s greed, Or they just want control of some Arctic seaweed. They’ve got pastries and bicycles, castles so grand— So why do they hold this much colder land?

Greenland’s so distant, no bakeries in sight, Just polar bears and auroras at night!

What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? Why hold a place where no crops will fit? What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? Tell me the reason, I’ll Google it!

What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? What’s the link to this Arctic bit? What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? A colony, or just government grit?

No fucking shit bro? Man, I thought it was real…have I got egg on my face, shucks golly mister thanks for letting us know. I mean it certainly didn’t have anything to do with the whole H1B visas thing nope not a chance.

I’ll tell you what: I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker