Is there anywhere left on the internet that’s uncensored? I miss the golden age.

But could he heat up a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it?

If not, that’s pretty weak. But if so, also pretty weak.

Ur*

I’ll never forget “There’s no words on it!”

Some krill are basically the same size as a grain of rice though.

*Cries in vector

Physical - dry socket

Emotional - nawww I’m good lol

I’d be tempted to reply I haven’t even used 5% yet.

It’s not 60 for everyone, but it is for some. Everyone has vastly different lived experiences dictating their ‘choices’ of which page.

So yeah, behavioural psych-ish.

“Welcome to page 60! Just as anticipated, your rebellious nature resulting from your lived experiences left you no choice but to rebel against the rules of the book and pick this page.”

Beans are delicious. Potatoes/fries are also delicious. They are in no way comparable forms of deliciousness.

That would be like trying to replace my love of alpine skiing with gothic literature.

I really want someone to sell legit butter but marketed as ‘I can’t believe it’s not margarine!’

Race car drivers definitely don’t put both feet on the cash pedal though… Like, what?

No one in their right mind would disagree with your position.

Lol it’s probably one of the most famous weather delays in history.

Yep, tipping is fundamentally unethical.

In order to actually fight climate change, we should start by trying to reduce the population in the future. Less people = more resources per person.