Your right. One of them is my friends. I never claimed both were mine.

Do you know what a snake is?

Thank you, and yes, your absolutely right. Any dog is capable of violence, but I think the reason pitbulls have this reputation is because many people want them as an attack/defense dog and don’t actually know how to care for them in a way that keeps them calm.

Might wanna check the comments again.

Fuckin dog racist.

When preparing/working on a machine, TURN IT OFF. IT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST STEP WHEN REPAIR ANY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

Please tell me that’s just stain work and not how the metal actually looks.

“GORDON, LOOKOUT. HOTTED BOONS UP AHEAD. TITS, BIG ONES.”

Bitch, you couldn’t get one for a year cause of how quickly they were flying off the shelves. The fuck you mean it didn’t sell well?

You fool, YOUVE STEPPED INTO MY TRAP.

What if someone identifies as a bus?

You think that’s bad, wait till you see the new design. Looks like a color explosion, except it’s all the same colors.

Would?

Again, is that a fucking BET?

Bring out the hose.

I always thought Santa was one of the 3 old men who brought gifts to baby Jesus.

Alright, 2 words: amber heard

One word: Sniperwolf

The real question is how do you pull 3 girls at the same time?

YOUR TOO LATE SONIC, THE ENTIRE GLOBE IS NOW A MASSIVE SCHOOL DISTRICT. TRY RUNN8NG FROM ME NOW, YOU DUMB HEDGEHOG