My wife and my parents. My wife is a bit older than me. When my parents and wife have gone then I can check out.

Ah the poo knife…

Sorry you need to speak to your 2a and threepers. Isn’t this exactly the situation they have been preparing for? Surely they will save your country any time now.

/s

Don’t look up threadworms…

Keep a log of every time he does this. Also log every time you call police/council and include dates of all this when you next call.

It’s a good idea to send complaints by email too as there is a paper trail.

When you call the police/council log the time of the call and the name of the person you speak to and mention this in future calls, "I spoke to Josh 4 days ago and he advised…”

I believe the council still provides a noise meter to record loud prolonged noises.

Any time he is in your garden brandishing anything then call the police and advise them that he is on your property with a weapon.

My wife is 16 years my senior and when we first started courting a few people didn’t like the idea. We have been happily married for 25 year this August.

Haha I remember this photo. Brings me a smile every time I see it so thanks for posting.