Damn I love science

I mean… you’re not wrong… But still made me laugh out loud

I think the warranty stretches a little further. You also need to live long enough to ensure your offspring become moderately self sufficient, but anything above 30 is definitely buyer beware

nuthin’

I’m also a big fan of most things being closed on Sundays. It’s so much more peaceful outside. Good for the soul to not have 24/7 consumerism stuffed down your throat. I also don’t like that it’s always the people with the shittiest jobs/salaries who suffer because Karen needs chocolate croissants at 2 am

The sincere expression gets me 😃

A shame the whales got priced out though, although they may have won out in the long run. I wonder if it’s too late for us to follow in their steps and return to the water as well.

The origin of whales

Sleep’s one of the best free pleasures around. It’s free, it heals your body and mind, and just feels good.

I’ve fought a lot with insomnia in recent years and truly appreciate when I’m able to get a good night’s sleep. I’d rather have a bit shorter days, but feel much better due to being well rested whenever possible. How does sleeping make you feel guilty?

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I get so happy whenever i see this. Sarah Anderson easily has the most relatable comics. Absolutely gonna carry treats for all the 13/10 puppers

I too am as dumb as a fish apparently

That way you can use the shelf for your chocolate milk and comic book

Yes, Germans were Nazis. A round of applause for rehashing the joke for the billionth time.

Never connected those dots before… Now I’m also wondering why most tables aren’t 3-legged. Too easy to knock over maybe?

Caramelldansen was made for this