I don’t think we have the technology to mimic turnip’s lips 👄 other than that, 100%

The Laundry Files! Never heard about it, added to my reading list.

Season 2 episode 1 of Firefly.

And then, a porcelain party.

Pink, because it’s a beautiful colour, and the fact that it triggers “manly men” 🤘 I’m male, btw. Today I have pink socks with cats on them 🐱

Per year. And lets not talk about his stock options and other benefits… Fucking disgusting.

Oh dang, I hadn’t thought of about that, and it’s a very good solution!

Oh, I totally agree, but if we use the example in the article, how would the EU be able to prove LinkedIn’s revenue? These companies are shifting their money around so they don’t have to pay tax.

Board of Directors. Entire C-suite on trial. People with 10% or more ownership of shares. That would change things.

Oh, emails were deleted and couldn’t be recovered? CTO is at fault. Skip start, go straight to jail.

A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.

Too true.

Jesus Christ! We need to ban it now!

Did you know there’s an abundance of H²O in the world, and that it kills people every year? It can literally kill you, so we need to ban it!

Get the long pepper. The flavour is miles ahead of regular pepper!

They’ll get payouts which is more money than you and I will ever make combined. I’m hungry. When do we eat?

I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.

Read about it here, tested it, and was hooked on the first search. It’s magnificent.

Ok, I want to pyrography this. Saved to see if I can find a large version.

WiFi connection? Monthly subscription.