Orbituary

Ops mom.

Uh huh. So, it’s not really funny if we have to guess like you did.

Why is this even funny? Am I really this fucking out of touch?

I’m pooping just fine right now without one.

If you have to explain the reference, you’re ruining this particular joke.

Liz Cheney will save the day! Let’s see if Jimmy Carter can vote us out of fascism in 4 years! No, no, Muslims-Americans, shut up… The soon-to-be ex-VP is talking.

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Nuclear technology. Or ICBM assistance.

Why would it be? Here is me and my ex on Halloween 2020. I was Lydia, she was Beetlejuice.

https://i.imgur.com/16EKIWR.jpeg

Agreed. I said “if it’s possible.” Pride is a real motherfucker for some, but I think it can be overcome. Hopefully they can do so with their dad.

Blood is thicker than your dad’s skull. Be bigger than him and hug him before he leaves you forever if it’s possible for you. Fuck the MAGA cultist mentality. Overcome his stubbornness and pride.

Literary or literally? (hint: neither are correct.)

I think maybe this sub is a little too lenient with its name.

Google.com

Both. Trillian was Mac only, Pidgin was multi platform but started on Linux. Pidgin had every protocol. I still keep my .purple config folder and logs after over a decade. Not like I’ll ever read the logs again, though.

Lose. “Loose” is for morals and what Monty Burns does to the hounds with bees in their mouth.

It’s a diuretic. Of course this happens to you.

Tastes like it, though.

Even if that’s the case, the whole thing made no sense until you corrected it. Now it does.

Bro. Get a handle on the difference between “your” and “you’re.” Even if English is a second language, it’s worth knowing.

Now everything makes sense.