Because the voters won’t vote for one. Especially not a non-white one, but really they just won’t.

You could give Harris all the third party votes and she still loses. Why? Because apparently the country is full of misogyny and racism.

Coffee has more caffeine than tea, but tea has more caffeine than coffee .

This is true because we speak of the ingredient and the drink using the same word each.

Traumatized my eldest, youngest enjoyed the absurdity immensely

I ignore a whole lot of shit.

1 email address, but I may need more at some point

First thought: clear epoxy it all