Margot Robbie

I pick the hungry danger puppies, if I get to feed them that is.

Because I already use Arch btw.

Wow, what kind of person would go on the Internet and just pretend to be somebody else online? People these days have no shame anymore.

The guy in this meme looks like he’s really into the patriarchy and horses for some reason.

I sure do wonder what movie this meme is from and on what platform I can watching it on. Hmmm.

I bet it’s whatever chemical that’s in those vats at Ace Chemicals that the upstanding citizens of Gotham kept falling into and come out as clowns.

Like, why would any company make a chemical which the only purpose seems to be to get psychiatrists to beat people up with baseball bats on roller skates?

This is what a REAL 🤠 looks like:

I vote for the new name to be Margot Linux.

It’s times like these that online advertisements need to get creative to get ahead in this never ending adblocking arms race, just like the very subtle advertisement in the car chase scene in the Academy Award nominated film, “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.

No, I’m an actress, silly!

On the other hand, I could be aggressively breakdancing as I’m typing this comment on my phone as you are reading this, and you would have no idea either.

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It’s for… a personal project.

Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

I told you I can literally play anyone.

Especially traditionally male roles.

I think this is a fake quote that somebody made up for an Internet comedy bit, since it seems unlikely for Hollywood actress Sydney Sweeney to have such uncharacteristically strong opinion on software version control, of all things.

Because she of all people would know that there isn’t anything wrong with using git merge, and it ultimately comes down to personal preference to what you are used to.

The main factor is discoverability.

There are no shortage of creative or funny people on Mastodon, however, Mastodon’s feed algorithm do not allow them to be discovered unless you happen to stumble upon them by happenstance, whereas it is quite easy to be seen on Lemmy by posting good content: it’s rare when I don’t get any upvotes or downvotes on a comment here, and good replies are fairly common, so the interaction quality here is generally higher.

Those darn celebrities, always ruining people’s fun on social media.

I wonder when one of them is going to show up on Lemmy…

Speak for yourself, I first got on Lemmy to promote a movie, and the next thing I know, I was using Arch (BTW) and moderating an Android community.

I’m still not quite sure how that happened. This place.

Different Linus. This Linus made Linux, he’s not the one who does tech tips.

Hey, I have preferences too, but people can like what they like, my preferences for phones is no more or less valid than anyone else’s.

Of course I am, why would Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie go on the Internet to lie to you? Because she thinks messing with a bunch of tech people on a niche forum is hilarious?

That would be pretty bizarre.

The other day, I saw an A-list Hollywood actress going around Lemmy shitposting and promoting her latest movie on Lemmy.

She’s obviously very talented and very hot and deserves to finally get an Oscar this year, but I would say it’s pretty bizarre.

Also she’s now the top mod of !android@lemmy.world for some reason.