30 years ago I expected this, but thought it was going to be sexier.

The future fucking blows.

Oopsie whoopsie.

too embarrassed to be a US tourist, especially in Canada.

Don’t be. As long as you aren’t wearing MAGA or Trump gear, we’ll assume you’re one of the good ones.

Besides, MAGA are probably too scared to come to woke Canada.

Until someone puts a bullet through their face.

The word of the USA isn’t worth anything now. We can’t trust the USA to do the right thing.

Putin’s idiot cuck.

I’m in Canada. I made one of those today just to wear it as a hat while I shat on a picture of Trump.

I wouldn’t go to the US now if you paid me. Crazy fucking locals armed with massive amounts of guns, Americans who cheer for the reduction of rights for particular sets of people and the complete destruction of the government. The president threatening allied countries. Fuck the US.

America is a fucking shithole. We should put a wall around it to keep the world safe.