I wish this happened to the GOP convention.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.

Ok

Going down to Georgia implies that Georgia is under hell.

America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

He’s a homosectional.

That’s what I always thought about in zombie movies: birds would make short work of any zombie outbreak.

Yes, 100%

Probably not a great idea to gather around the explosive suicide boat.

Somafm groove salad

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I’d like to watch this but voyager app won’t let videos play.

I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Great post, I offer my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

Today was crazy sock day at work, so I wore the socks they made me wear when I was in the psych ward.

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

When the “baby on board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least two years old now and the car is safe to ram ‘em.

https://medium.com/illumination/its-official-prayer-doesn-t-work-cf6c9282bb84

The best kind of correct!