Ioughttamow

Doesn’t seem to help 🫠

That’s a big chungus

Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Rectum

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

it’s tough being a white man in America these days.

In all seriousness the deck is so stacked in my favor that the small amount of misandry there may be wouldn’t bother me at all. Generally the only way I’m underprivileged (adhd) is largely hidden. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered misandry in real life. Online I’ve come across it occasionally, but it tends to be in niche communities I’m not a part of that I’ve stumbled on. And honestly there is so much misogyny that pervades our society that I’m inclined to give them a bit of a pass.

Orb death

How bow dah

One day you’re pondering the orb. The next you’re strung out, fuckeating some tomatoes, and denying that your son even exists

Seems wasteful. They could at least turn them into driders or feed them to the spiders. Hopefully they torture them to death for the glory of Lloth at least

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady’s breast?

Gives a new meaning to loveseat

I’m gaytheon for raytheon

Milwaukee just got blasted from the earth 😥

Drive like the crow flies

Aww, look at that gormless smile

Good god though, he looks like a wax facsimile of himself. Guess that’s why he melts all the time

I just finished reading use of weapons, so my vote is he has a scar over his heart and ‘ahem’, has gotten into chairmaking

Well you see I’m a major GEN er alllllllllllll

But seriously Wikipedia, YouTube guides, enthusiast forums. Usually try to read from multiple sources

Had a few too many pangalactic gargleblasters?

Any enemy of the mosquito and bedbug is a friend (potential lover?) of me