When I was in 6th grade I was fucking cringe, little fucks these days acting like they ain’t.

Golf = The game of the bourgeoisie. Mini Golf = The game of the proletariat.

Only raccoons truely understand consent.

That’s called food waste and it’s a serious problem here in Canada.

Thats exactly what they want you to think.

Now if I could get condom packets but full of mayo that would be prime. I’d hand them out on the street corner.

Anyone who wonders why it’s extra squishy gets a “it’s extra lubricant”