Unleash The Archers’s version of Northwest Passage is a real banger.

It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

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This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?

The happiest thought I’ve seen all day, and it’s already been a real good day.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

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Lyndon LaRouche. I’d occasionally run across a few of his minions out leafletting and they oozed that culty wacko vibe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_LaRouche

Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

Regulatory capture.

Vertical Integration.

WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

Hey I’ve seen this movie before… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust

And then squeegee down your forearms and aprons and get back to work.