Why did you delete this @absentbird@lemm.ee ? It was hilarious.

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You’re right, I see that now from _bcron’s better image. Danke

This helped a lot, what I thought was the blending of the car behind especially. Thanks for correcting me

Ya’ll are right, I know how beds work but that original picture is so crunchy it looks fake without having seen the higher res image that _bcron posted. The post was funny but that particular shot just stood out funny to me, glad to be corrected

Because it’s photoshopped. Look at the strap going into the wheel well. Ignoring that it appears to stop before the edge, where is that going? Why is the car behind the wood stretched and blurred into it? Why is the side of the wood facing the camera in complete shadow unlike anything else in frame?

You’re getting downvoted for speaking the truth. If the truck’s absurd fake crunch isn’t obvious enough for people at least recognize the car behind it blending into the clip art quality wood layer.

I love this post and not just because I appreciate realism in gaming.

When I was in second grade a girl I barely knew and a boy I only slightly knew more were wrestling. I thought he was about to lose the upper hand so I intervened and the girl and I wound up rolling down a small hill, I don’t recall if that was part of my attack plan but let’s just say it was.

Now at the bottom of the hill she wound up with the high ground and while I lay on my back with my stomach exposed. She took this opportunity to bite me and while similarly it didn’t break skin I was still taken to the hospital for shots. Cassie, I still think about you sometimes.