DPRK_Chopra [comrade/them]

I don’t know, Brad. I just think we’ve grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of… hollow.

Hell yeah, teosinte gang rise up (to a rather modest population size).

“Oh, hey guys. Have you heard about this awesome metal called aluminum? I’m so cool I stan a metal that makes up 8% of the weight of the Earth’s solid surface” - a fucking idiot

The americans I used to work with would always make a big performance out of leaving at the end of the day, but the Russians just pack up their shit and leave without a word.

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