I’m also known to ride dragons…

If I had bottom surgery and one of these, I’d pack. The bulge in there is the best part

You want to cross a river with your cat, a pumpkin and your transfem witch gf. There is a boat but it can only fit you and one of the other three. If you leave the cat and the witch alone on one side then the cat will fall asleep on her lap and she won’t be able to get up without waking the cat. If you leave the witch and the pumpkin alone…

Wettbiertrinkenspokalverleihungskommite

Microphone for phone calls. Be glad you didn’t have to install it yourself; that seems to be an aftermarket thing and they’re a pain to install, I did it just yesterday

Presumably just to get rid of unnecessary stuff that would slow down the start of all bash instances. Also aliases that could fuck with scripts

Afaik the difference is whether a session is interactive or not, and non-interactive ones don’t source the rc

Eh. At least part of the joke seems to be “tampons for men? How preposterous, men don’t need tampons”. That said, I really want tampons for transmen to be a thing

You drive a hard bargain, I’m in

I just learned a new thing. Nice

I think the most problematic thing about this is that you give very private and intimate information of not just you but also your ex out, most definitely without their consent

1. Why do you have seconds on your clock
2. I hate the searchbar at the bottom

Why is everyone talking about 1TB being tiny? I have one 1TB SSD and it’s the biggest storage medium in the entire house what kinda stuff do y’all save?

I like that the speech bubble position at “my real name is” also kinda imply that Zelda is completing his sentence, that link is his real name

[Bla:haj] because it sounds funny