Elton never invented anything, he’s skated on other’s success. He’s more the evil partner from the first Iron Man using others’ inventions.

One night as I was in my room, my mom called me from the kitchen down the hall. As I walk down the hall, I’m pulled into the closet and a hand is clasped over my mouth to silence me. My mom whispers “Shhh, I heard it too.”

“Hey, Fryman!”

Don’t forget a snitch who sold his friends for trying to form a union.

Why don’t you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?

If you can dodge a wrench, you dodge the pillars while slaloming.